OH HELLO, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE*
*I totally did see you there. It's just cooler to pretend I didn't.
I, Steven Michael Robert Wilber (1983-) am a Portland-based copywriter, graphic designer, illustrator, arguable stand up comedian and generally well-regarded creative quantity.
The nicest compliment I have ever been given was “You’re the closest thing to a real-life Simpsons episode I’ve ever seen.”
The second nicest was “You’re so brave to go up on stage and not care what your audience thinks.”