STUFF I'VE DONE FOR THE LOVE OF HAVING NO MONEY
“You shouldn’t put some this stuff on your website,” they said.
“This crap will scare prospective employers away,” they said.
“Fine, don’t listen. See how far your self-sabotage gets you in life,” they said.
…Well, who’s listening now?
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