PORTLAND, Ore - Regional standup comedian and self-proclaimed "dream artist" Steven Wilber made waves earlier this week when he created an internet website for networking purposes.
The 34-year-old Wilber built http://stevenstevensteven.com as a way for interested parties to glean information about the comedian, such as accolades, body of work, and upcoming appearances.
"Yeah," said Wilber. "I just figured I should build [a website] to let interested parties glean information about me, such as accolades, body of work, and upcoming appearances. This internet thing seems to be gaining a lot of steam, so I wanted to get in on the ground floor before it potentially blows up"
No word yet as to if Wilber will serve jail time and/or have charges pressed against him. We will keep you updated on new developments as they emerge.
UPDATE 5/7/2018: Wilber will not face any criminal charges, as building a promotional website is not a punishable offense.